Hi I’m awks
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
persistence is key
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i saw this on facebook and was dumbfounded. i thought to myself “no way, this can’t be real, even for microsoft this is bad” so i looked for a source and
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power stance
I see your power stance and raise you
a majestic mermaid
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I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday
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